I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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