i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
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i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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