tell your sister to shave her snatch
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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