I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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