I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize
