You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
pop tarts are not kleenex
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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