that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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