Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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