I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
