Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize