the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Im just a social blackout drinker.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
