I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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