On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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