isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
