Well apparently he's into motor boating.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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