on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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