It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
3 2 1 whiskey
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
