i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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