I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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