4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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