im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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