pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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