once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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