How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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