if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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