walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Do vagina's smell?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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