what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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