I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
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