he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
