Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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