I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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