I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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