how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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