I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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