i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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