apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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The uberlube is also flammable
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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