brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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