Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Everything about him screamed your future.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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