is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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