We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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