May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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