I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
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you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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