I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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