I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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