I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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