Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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