Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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