She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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