I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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