She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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