I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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