oh god the rape fog is back!
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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