butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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