"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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