marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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