I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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