That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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