they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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